건대 입구에 위치한 "장수분식" 에서 파는 "장수 왕돈가스"
예전에 TV에서 소개된 바 있는 왕돈가스다.
우리가 흔히들 생각하는 왕돈가스는 넓적한 접시에 컷팅되지 않은 돈가스가 한장에 야채, 밥 등등으로 채워지는 그런 돈가스를 생각한다. 어쩌면 컷팅되어서 나오는 일본식 돈가스와의 구분정도 왕돈가스를 생각할 수도 있다. (사실 지금까지 그렇게 생각해 왔다)
나의 이런 생각을 깨 버리게된 장수 왕돈가스 양에 놀라고 가격에 놀라고 맛(?)에도 놀란다.
이 집의 간판 메뉴인 돈가스는, 돈가스, 칼국수, 밥, 김치 이렇게 해서 4,000원. 장수 왕돈가스의 최고 무기는 양. 어른이 먹어도 벅차기만 한 사이즈!!(사진을 보라) 튀김 가루 안에 돈가스가 3장이 겹쳐져 있다. 다른 왕돈가스에 비해 곱하기 3정도? 거기에 칼국수에 밥까지 나오니 왠만한 성인도 다 먹기가 힘들 정도다. 가격대비 양은 일단 최고점수.
맛은? 글쎄... 겉에 튀김옷이 너무 튀겨져서 나오는것 빼고는 맛도 나쁘지는 않은거 같다. 다만, 3장이 겹쳐있다 보니, 나이프로 잘라 먹기가 조금은 힘들다. 조금 자르다 보면 튀김옷과 안에 고기가 따로 따로... 고상하게 스테이크 먹듯이 조금씩 잘라 먹기는 힘들고, 듬성 듬성 잘라서 포크로 집어서 입으로 베어 먹는게 좋을거 같다(실제로도 그렇게 먹었다)
근처에 학교가 많아서 주로 이용하는 고객층은 학생들. 나 같은 직장인들도 간혹 보이고, 가족끼리 오는 손님들도 많은듯 하다.
돈가스 외의 메뉴로는 오므라이스(4,000원), 볶음밥(3,500원), 비빕밥(2,000원), 칼짜장(2,000원) 등이 있으며 돈가스와 마찬가지로 가격대비 양은 많은 느낌이다.
영업시간은 일요일은 쉬고 평일은 저녁 9시 30분까지 이다.
위치는 건대입구에서 도보로 5분 거리에 있다. 콩나물지도보기
사실, 이곳은 99년도에 한번 가보고 그 이후로 안간다는...-.-a
정말 양은 끔찍하게 많습니다.
어쩌다 가끔 1년에 한두번 갔는데 ㅎㅎ 가격은 올랐어도.
맛과양은 예전그대로네요. ㅋ
Charlie : 전 가끔씩 가보고 싶어 질거 같아요 ^^;
dzr : 점심시간에는 가격이 3,300원인가 합니다. 개업 기념으로 시간 정해 놓고 저렴하게 팔더군요. (몇 주년이었더라..) 방문 감사합니다.
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UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
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The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
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The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.
Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
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I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.
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In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?
The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.
Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.
He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
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Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
War doesn't make boys men, it makes men dead.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
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There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.
The chain reaction of evil -- wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.
Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
I am not young enough to know everything.
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.
Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.
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If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production?
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
In this war as in others I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.
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... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official...
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready.
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
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If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
If you need more than five lines to prove something, then you are on the wrong track
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
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Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.
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A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.
Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.
If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
The role of the president of the United States is to support the decisions that are made by the people of Israel. It is not up to us to pick and choose from among the political parties.
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To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.
A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
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I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
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Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
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I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
A camel is a horse designed by a committee
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
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Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it.
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
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Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.
Write a wise word and your name will live forever.
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
Under conditions of competition, standards are set by the morally least reputable agent.
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives
Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
Real punks help little old ladies across the street because it shocks more people than if they spit on the sidewalk.
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)
Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Why don't you write books people can read?
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Hello!
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.